I’m the guy that made the news
I shot your baby girl
I took out your track star
I killed your favorite teacher
I did slay the demons that are me
and I am so damn cool, can’t you see?
I’m all over the news
I made CBS, NBC & ABC all at the same time.
Oh, that’s right, I wrote a journal about it too.
I knew you’d want to read about how normal my
is beyond the insanity of my passion for glory.
my ability to change your world
my penchant to announce this pain
my reality that suddenly taunts your world with
the kind that changes your mentality
the kind that remains inside your head from now
until you die yourself.
Isn’t that cool?
How powerful our world allows us to be
because everyone is afraid of taking away our rights.
Something about an amendment that seems
well, ridiculous and delightful at the same time.
Damn, gotta love Ebay and Amazon and Google
changed my world in the push of a button
trigger happy realities are so accessible.
Sleep well ok, I’m coming to a neighborhood near you.